Not Enough Coal on the Planet Holiday Card

A funny, striking, and original holiday card for progressives, liberals and sane people who recognize the huge immoral grift going on in this country. While so many criminal and inhumane actions in this administration seem to go unpunished, this card brings a sense of justice, if only for a moment, that the bad actors will receive some consequences. A gorgeous vintage image of Santa wearing a velvety fuchsia coat, walking through the snow. On his back is a huge basket filled with coal, and he is walking to the White House. He says "Not enough coal on the planet for this house." *No AI is used in the creation of this product* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.

This charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration. The dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5" x 5.5"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card. 

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• 3.5" x 5.5"
• Digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock
• Locally printed in California
• Includes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope
• Blank interior for a personalized message
• Wrapped in custom sized cello sleeve

A Zillion Dollars was founded in 2011, driven by the passion to create fresh, beautiful, and truly funny stuff that people want to share with others. Located in the Angeles National Forest, they’re committed to making creative products that resonate with real people.